Wanna now how to "ponteng"(play truant) from school for two days or more?
Easy. Just get the person who will be sending you to school to stand near the door. Must make sure the toe angle and the sharp corner of the door is aligned correctly or the effect would not be so effective.
Make sure he/she is in a "blur sotong" mode. Get the person to open the door with regular force.
Wham! Bang! And when you hear the words like " YEOW!!!!! %#%@$& " You'll know the mission have been accomplished. Blood spurting out. Best would be the toe nail fly off but without flying off, the damage can be very serious too.
But caution ya....this recipe only works if there is no back up person to send you to school
What's in the package? Well... it's this lovely book which she have been looking forward to read.
“188 Hugh Low Street ~ The Scissor Sharpener’s Daughter" is written by Francis Yip @ IpohGal. It's a lovely tales about her family root and about her growing up years. It talks about her paternal and maternal immigrant grandparents who came from China and start family here.
It's also about the happenings during her growing up years . ...the happiness and the sadness. There is also chapter on horrible teachers and good teachers too. Am sure many would be interested in this. Reading this was like going back through time. Mamarazzi would recommend this book to those who love such books.
Leon of "Bookalicious!" who sourced the book for her. And look!...he even got the author to autograph the book!
Thank you very much Leon!