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Monday, 3 November 2014

Recipe on How to "Ponteng" School for 2 Days

Wanna now how to "ponteng"(play truant) from school for two days or more? 

Easy. Just get the person who will be sending you to school to stand near the door. Must make sure the toe angle and the sharp corner of the door is aligned correctly  or the effect would not be so effective. 

Make sure he/she is in a "blur sotong" mode. Get the person to open the door with regular force. 



Wham! Bang! And when you hear the words like " YEOW!!!!! %#%@$& " You'll know the mission have been accomplished. Blood spurting out. Best would be the toe nail fly off but without flying off, the damage can be very serious too. 


Muhahaha..... instant "pork trotter" created. Hence , you can stay home to read play computer, watch TV or read books as much as you want.

But caution ya....this recipe only works if there is no back up person to send you to school


Speaking of book...this book came just in time for the one with "pork trotter" foot. Had to hop and hop to the gate to get this book from the Poslaju Man. Pity the man. He got a shock . What happened he asked.

What's in the package? Well... it's this lovely book which she have been looking forward to read.

“188 Hugh Low Street ~ The Scissor Sharpener’s Daughter" is written by Francis Yip @ IpohGal. It's a lovely tales about her family root and about her growing up years. It talks about her paternal and maternal immigrant grandparents who came from China and start family here.

It's also about the happenings during her growing up years . ...the happiness and the sadness. There is also chapter on horrible teachers and good teachers too. Am sure many would be interested in this. Reading this was like going back through time. Mamarazzi would recommend this book to those who love such books.

 All this have to thank Leon of "Bookalicious!" who sourced the book for her. And look!...he even got the author to autograph the book!

Thank you very much Leon!



50 comments:

  1. Hope your Mama toe better, a big hug to your mama...

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  2. OMG! I hope Mamarazzi's toe is recovering well. Haiyah, the things kids do to ponteng school LOL! I did this to myself many years ago. Was blur blur early morning and opened the bathroom door into my big toe. In my case my toenail came off but it was still attached to the base (can flip up and down). It was bloody and painful. A few weeks later, my brother stepped on that toe (yeah, the big sized one) and the nail came off. Haiyah.....

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    1. i can imagine your pain........aiyo..........some more your bro step on it ah....pengsan kao kao

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  3. Very interesting. I would like to know more about Ipoh. I hope the dear toe is better very soon!


    ALOHA from Honolulu
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    ALOHA from Honolulu
    ComfortSpiral
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    1. You can try contact the author. She is in FB

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  4. Poor mamarazzi! That is painful!!!

    At least the new book bring a cheer to her.

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  5. Oh dear, that is a VERY VERY red toe !! Must be real painful! Get well mamarazzi..I only know how to MC for 2 days, haha.. Just tell doc red eye and doc will give MC for 2 days, wakaka..

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    1. Aiyo ...red eye easy to spot leh....headache or stomach pain harder to verify :p

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  6. Ouch!!! That must have been so painful. Hope the nail did not drop off. It sometimes does when one gets into this kind of injury.

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  7. ooo...ouch! I hope you are much better now!

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    1. yes...much much much better now.. Thanks :)

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  8. That looks really painful. Get better soon, BBW sale coming up, haha :D

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    1. ya wor...die die have to heal by then

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  9. Wei if you do it to your mama intentionally one, you really jahat lo! Get well soon, mamarazzi!

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  10. Ouch!!! Get well soon. I can see the toe is so much in pain.

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  11. Oh my gosh! Your finger got slammed in the door? It looks awful! did it break? Is it hurting now?

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  12. Ouucch... (lucky I just had lunch or there goes my appetite)

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  13. *ouch* I ever had that experience. TWICE! both left and right big toes, at different times of course, but both big toes changed nails and new regrowth. Hurt like the devil! But it works for an MC. hahaha

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    1. Twice....super ouchie even if during different timing

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  14. aiyoh, naughty Mamarazzi leh.. how can you teach us how to ponteng from school for two days here?? later tomorrow got a lot of mothers around the world got injured at the toes already and many schools become empty leh, haha~~ :D

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    1. then can join mamarazzi sing the hop along song lor

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  15. fuyoh, really really ngam ngam at the angle and distance and everything like fated.. OUCH!! Uncle SK saw that toe also paint at heart leh.. because Uncle SK also kena before at the big toe leh.. it was bleeding profusely and gotta press at the toe to stop the bleeding.. then later the nail started to came off, and then new nail grew and this and that and took like two years to be back to normal.. tsk tsk tsk!!

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    1. coz blur sotong punya pasal la....brain and legs did not communicate

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  16. so Small Kucing has got two days extra holidays, can eat sleep and play at home, but cannot go and see the "Pink Lady" at school.. no wonder so cheeky lah, normally ask Small Kucing to pose for photo he like blur blur sotong, now Mamarazzi got pig trotter already, Small Kucing so happily posing pulak, haha!!

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    1. ya lo...haiz......cannot see pink lady but then daily see also ahem ahem leh

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  17. aiyoh, so how's Mamarazzi's toe now?? must eat more pork trotters to "yi ying bo ying" already lor?? luckily not during the BBWS period, at least got one month for the toe to heal now.. :p

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    1. oh ya hor....must ask mamarazzi to buy that to eat....forgot...thanks for reminding :)

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  18. omg ....ur toe is still bleeding?
    that is so so so much of pain!

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    1. was...but after put the bandage , the bleeding stop

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  19. Poor Mama... I hope your red toe is back to normal now.. no more playing hop hop and hopping around..

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  20. By the way, Mama Kucing, I love your three quotes in your previous posts.. very ngam for me too... comforting...

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  21. Looks really painful! Really small kucing planned all that to happen?

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  22. Ponteng? Aiya just skip la, no need reasons one, kor kor skipped a lot of classes even until postgraduate studies LOL

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  23. Hope your toe is less painful now. Did you have X-ray to check if anything broken?

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    1. it;'s much better now. Nothing was broken . Thanks :)

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